Total Medals Earned: 591 (From 143 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,810 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (200/200 points)
Become an Australia Citizen!
Fail becoming an Australian Citizen!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Open the game.
Inspect every test tube.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/190 points)
You doubled your seed money!
You made a million in profit which you store on your new yacht.
You made it 2 minutes without going bankrupt. Good job.
To the moon!!!! Or mars, whichever you prefer Mr. Musk.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/100 points)
Sign in to Newgrounds Passport
Finish Level 5
Finish Level 10
Finish Level 15
Finish Level 20
You have reached The End of the game!
Medals Earned: 75/100 (375/500 points)
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Start a new game.
Zoom zoom, in your boom boom!
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Get everything!
Man this would look nice on your wall!
Thanks!
Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com
Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
other stuff...
You ticket to medals!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/110 points)
Played the game for the first time
Complete a level with both balls
Beat the level with both testicles detached
Complete Level 0
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Complete Level 13
Complete Level 14
Complete Level 15
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/125 points)
Start playing.
Mine 25 times.
Catch 5 fish.
Pay off 50% of your mortgage.
Buy your fist tool from the mart. (I'd recommend a fishing rod :b)
Spend $10,000 at the mart.
Mine 5 times.
Catch 25 fish.
Pay off 10% of your mortgage.
Buy every shirt.
Catch 50 fish.
Mine 50 times
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/10 points)
decrypt a lock
Finish Game
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Beat the game
Beat the game in exactly 6.9 seconds
Medals Earned: 4/10 (45/275 points)
Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Use the button to create a bridge.
Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?